thank you for a lot of fics up lately. i am having a bad week. your fic makes me feel better. *hugss*
Anonymous

I’m sorry you’re having a bad week, Anon. Glad to help, though <3

The Interceptors and the Sex-Change Ray.

Prompt: Suddenly girl!James [link]
Warnings:
Language.
Pairing: James/Richard
Word count: 958 words

The note was simple, and was pinned down to the desk with a tortoiseshell-handled knife. The immediate concern, though, to both Jason Clarkson and Roger St. Hammond, was the screwdrivers.

Different sizes of Phillips- and flat-heads mingled together in no discernable arrangement.

Roger glanced at Jason, heart in his throat. Then he quickly grabbed the note.

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Paint My Nails.

Prompt: Jeremy or Richard brushing James’ hair. [link]
Warnings:
Language.
Pairing: James/Jeremy/Richard
Word count: 1249 words

James doesn’t fully remember how he’d gotten into this situation. He rather suspects his patchy memory is due to the copious amounts of wine he’d been plied with. Not, he thinks as he raises his sizeable glass and guzzles what’s left in it, that he’s complaining.

“Will you stop, stop moving, May?”

“‘ll do what I like,” he says, attempting to tip his chin upwards.

“Stop it,” says Richard. “Or I’ll hit you, I swear.”

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Insomnia.

Prompt: Jeremy can’t sleep. [link]
Warnings:
Angst, language.
Pairing: James/Jeremy/Richard
Word count: 1027 words


“Jez? What’you doin’ down here?”

Richard almost thinks that Jeremy hasn’t heard him – he’s almost at the older man’s side before the quiet reply came: “Sorry’f I woke you up.”

“Was more th’ lack of your snoring.” At the lack of response, Richard’s smile slips off his face. He slides his hand down the back of Jeremy’s head and lets it rest at the base of his neck. “Hey. What’s up?”

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Bandolier.

Prompt: Suddenly girl!Richard. [link]
Warnings:
Language.
Pairing: James/Richard
Word count: 328 words

“Hammond? Are you in there?”

“No.”

“Richard?”

“Go. Away.”

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Two things: a) have you read the fanfic cupcakes? It reminded me of James the Ripper. Which would be brilliant if there was MOARRRR. *cough* Also, totally more jeremy/richard/you. Hnnng. Keep calm and carry on writing :D
Anonymous

I have not read the fanfic cupcakes. Is it a TG fanfic?

Absolute Zero.

Pairing: James/Jeremy

Word count: 802 words

Warnings: Fluff, slight language.

Prompt: “Something concerning the outtake where they discuss tenting in the Himalayas and James’ “Jeremy, I’m very cold”. How does Jeremy go about to make James warm again?”

Notes: Unbetaed.

If this backfires – he’ll blame it all on the thin air.

 

“Right,” James says miserably, blowing on his fingers, “what’s this brilliant plan of yours, then?”

 

“You trust me, right?”

 

The look he’s given is unfairly distrustful. “If this results in bodily harm, Clarkson, I’m going to chuck you off a cliff.”

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You are an amazing writer, I check this blog quite often. Keep being amazing!
Anonymous

Thanks, Anon =)

James/you finding out you are pregnant :)!
Anonymous

Sorry, Anon. No.

Pillow Talk.

Pairing: James/girl!Richard

Word count: 896 words

Warnings: Genderbend, language, smut.

Prompt:Pillow Talk. For some reason (maybe a joke gift from Jez?), Richard and James have these while apart. James can tell when Richard is wanking from the heartbeat. *g*”

Notes: Teeny tiny thing, I uh, sort of bullshitted the stuff about the pillows. Basically that you have to be wearing the ring and on some sort of bed sensor for it to work. Idk. I only realised this halfway through so. /is a fail.

Unbetaed.

Richard is making coffee when someone walks into the kitchenette, and throws a casual greeting over her shoulder. She hears the door lock click into place; her frown is only just beginning to crease her forehead when hands settle on her hips and James murmurs “Morning” against her skin.

 

“You’re back early,” she said, her hands settling on the countertop as she leaned into his warm body. “Thought your flight only came in at eight.”

 

“Got an earlier one. Couldn’t wait.”

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